In some circles, I’m known as an international toddler of mystery. I may divulge only that I'm almost 2 years old and from Southern California. Currently, I'm living the expat life in Shenzhen, China. My parents believe that they're in charge, that I'm just along for the ride. We're here for Mommy's work, and [Codename: Daddy] is taking care of me. Or so they think. Really, I have my own agenda.

Unfortunately, however, my cover has been blown. I've become something of a celebrity among the local paparazzi. But I've turned the tables. You take pictures of me? I take pictures of you.